Can anyone relate?

You know your kids are high maintenance when...

• You can't take a shower with out one of them coming in with a knife in their mouth, blade first, and you can't for the life of you figure out how they got it off the very back of the cupboard!
• You have poison control on speed dial.
• You've had to use 6 towels and half a bottle of Lysol to get all the poo water off the bathroom floor when your three year old tried to 'fix it herself'!!
• You hide in the closet in your bathroom in your bedroom just to make a phone call.
• You seriously consider one of those child leashes and wonder if you can get a discount if you buy more than one.
• You've held them down with both arms and legs while your significant other brushed their teeth.
• Nap time? What does that even mean?!
• You've found at least one hidden in the pantry with the door closed while she gobbled up dad's chips as fast as she could get them in her mouth.
• They've figured out that if they open the fridge door and climb the shelves they can almost  reach the popsicles in the freezer.
• Things like getting burned on a hot stove, falling down the stairs and cutting their hair off at the roots are not things that they will learn not to do after the first time. Or the second. Or the third. *sigh*
• They have figured out that if they open the dishwasher it's the perfect stool for getting to the sink so they can 'help' wash dishes.
• They have managed to delete an entire days worth of work by just banging on the keyboard.
• You're not sure what they touched or how they did it, but you know your sewing machine will never be the same again.

I truly hope the mother's curse is real.